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Posted on 20th Oct at 4:54 PM, with 5,176 notes

Oh, you were never in college.”

Posted on 20th Oct at 4:35 PM, with 1,363 notes

kaylainthetardis:

GET TO KNOW > Michael Jones of Achievement Hunter

"I’m Michael from Rooster Teeth, and you just made the mistake of walking into my apartment."

Click the gifs for video titles!

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:51 PM, with 117,655 notes

poemsingreenink:

askclint:

roman-rory-fallen-angel:

mishakaleins:

When they make a black widow movie, the trailer needs to be all mysterious and the song playing needs to be Scarlett Johansson singing a lullaby cover of the itsy bitsy spider

I need this in my life

That sounds fucking terrifying.

The lullaby should be in Russian.

Posted on 20th Oct at 3:36 PM, with 110,580 notes

askfordoodles:

cuddlyplaguedoctor:

hellyeahthomassanders:

Narrating People’s Lives: In the Aisles! by Thomas Sanders

That’s adorable.

I love how the dad does this side-glance at his kid like “You’re about to be embarrassed so hard, son”

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:19 PM, with 128,435 notes

jasjuliet:

magnificent-bbc-bastards:

This is the cutest thing OMG

HIS SHIRT READS, “I’M NOT SHORT, I’M JUST FUN-SIZED.”

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:10 PM, with 385,823 notes

potato3unicorn097:

imacatmiaow:

idonotlikethatsam-i-am:

matafari:

Reason number 3457398735973495 why I love Pink

Respect.

I forgot that Pink’s name isn’t actually Pink

Pink is one of my idols

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:09 PM, with 70,233 notes

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

Posted on 19th Oct at 10:07 PM, with 2,118 notes

flyntcoal:

bakerstreet394:

flyntcoal:

ways to contact the dead: dont

You would make a GRAVE mistake if you did

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Posted on 19th Oct at 10:04 PM, with 38,375 notes
prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

prozd:

momentsinoblivion:

sherlockholmesisagirlsname:

Chris Pratt being Chris Pratt

Burt Macklin, FBI.

Chris Pratt is the best possible person who could’ve become famous.

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