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Posted on 1st Aug at 11:05 PM, with 723 notes
ieroclique:

I wonder which one of them posted this
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ieroclique:

I wonder which one of them posted this

Posted on 1st Aug at 8:26 PM, with 331,535 notes

stevenfresco:

i only go on the internet like once a day for approx 24 hours

Posted on 1st Aug at 4:56 PM, with 87,996 notes

claydols:

hello 911? somebody reblogged my post on tumblr.com and said “i cant breathe”. i think i killed someone. i would like to turn myself in

Posted on 1st Aug at 4:42 PM, with 99,871 notes
If My Dog Could Talk
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: Nothing. I just stood up.
Dog: WHERE GO
Me: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
Dog: I COME TOO
Dog: WAT DOING
Me: I need to open this door.
Dog: I HALP
Me: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
Dog: I HALP
Me: Sigh.
Dog: WHERE GOING
Me: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
Dog: CAN I COME
Me: Sure.
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No please don't you are-
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Me: No there's no room and-
Dog: LAP
Me: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
Dog: RIGHT HERE
Me: That's literally on top of my leg.
Dog: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
Me: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
Me: I AM
Dog: I SIT IN LAP
Dog: PET ME PET ME PET ME
Dog: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
Dog: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
Me: .......
Posted on 1st Aug at 4:07 PM, with 12,848 notes
dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

dragonite-the-fallen-angel:

starsandmoonschild:

Walk into the club with your bestfriend like

you can tell by the way that i walk im a ladies man no time to talk

Posted on 1st Aug at 3:34 PM, with 2,999 notes

kingcheddarxvii:

You never forget the first time you heard Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice. It’s like seeing a cat open its mouth and bark. It’s like a skinny young white boy singing belting out gospel music in a robust operatic voice. It’s like being at the pet store and hearing “hello” in a deep voice and turning around to see a lizard pressed against the glass, refusing to break eye contact

Posted on 1st Aug at 1:12 PM, with 351,649 notes
dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him
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dogshame:

i sat on my brother and broke him

Posted on 1st Aug at 1:12 PM, with 394 notes
kahizkisu:

Everyone needs water demons bathing on their dash.

kahizkisu:

Everyone needs water demons bathing on their dash.

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:20 AM, with 121,238 notes

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:19 AM, with 2,388 notes

shingekinofuckingkyojin:

do u ever just see a fandom post so terrible u visibly cringe

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:17 AM, with 1,627 notes

yopandagirl:

When Ryan tries to suggest something to the rest of ah

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:12 AM, with 342,819 notes

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

Posted on 1st Aug at 11:10 AM, with 23,394 notes

timelady-of-221b:

I FUCKING HATE SOCIAL ANXIETY BECAUSE YOU’RE SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE BUT ALSO DYING TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND HANG OUT AND RELAX AND HAVE FUN AND NOT BE ALONE AND LONELY AND FEEL LIKE SHIT BUT YOU DO FEEL LIKE SHIT BECAUSE YOU CAN’T EVEN RELAX ENOUGH TO TALK TO PEOPLE WITHOUT OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING

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