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Posted on 1st Oct at 3:28 PM, with 95,537 notes

damianmcgintleman:

aledono:

damianmcgintleman:

attractive animated characters are so weird bc it’s like “you’re just a bunch of lines but i’d fuck you”

THEY ARE NOT A BUNCH OF LINES!

THEY ARE ALIVE!

THEY ARE REAL!

I’M GOING TO HAVE THEIR BABIES!

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Posted on 1st Oct at 3:26 PM, with 17,321 notes

tennants-hair:

pluto is a planet again it’s like the time sir arthur conan doyle killed off sherlock holmes and the fans terrorized him into bringing him back

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:16 PM, with 187,198 notes
kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

Posted on 1st Oct at 3:07 PM, with 703 notes

raydayton:

cards against humanity sponsor cut this friday (x/x/x/x)

Posted on 1st Oct at 7:21 AM, with 154,353 notes

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

Posted on 1st Oct at 7:20 AM, with 10,010 notes
roosterteethfamily:

ughgavino:

michael jones actual sweetheart 

Has anybody else noticed that Michael is been absolutely fantastic to the fans and people who are really really inspired by Michael and Rooster Teeth in general on Twitter lately? Lately I’ve been seeing Michael talk to people and basically teach other people how do well not take any bullshit from anyone. Because Michael Jones doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and he doesn’t believe anyone else who is worth a flying fuck should put up with any bullshit either. And that’s fucking brilliant
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roosterteethfamily:

ughgavino:

michael jones actual sweetheart 

Has anybody else noticed that Michael is been absolutely fantastic to the fans and people who are really really inspired by Michael and Rooster Teeth in general on Twitter lately? Lately I’ve been seeing Michael talk to people and basically teach other people how do well not take any bullshit from anyone. Because Michael Jones doesn’t take any bullshit from anyone and he doesn’t believe anyone else who is worth a flying fuck should put up with any bullshit either. And that’s fucking brilliant

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:14 PM, with 8,788 notes

zombie-tea-party:

MATT AND I JUST MOVED SO WE ARE SHARING OUR EXCITEMENT WITH A GIVEAWAY! IT IS ROOSTER TEETH/ACHIEVEMENT HUNTER THEMED AND WE HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE IT! 

WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO TO WIN:

  • You must be following BOTH zombie-tea-party AND 0mage-of-doom0 to win. (PLEASE DO NOT JUST FOLLOW US TO WIN STUFF. WE WOULD LIKE FOR YOU TO STICK AROUND AFTER THE GIVEAWAY IS OVER. I PROMISE WE ARE KINDA COOL. MAYBE. KIND OF!! <3) 
  • Reblog as many times as you want. Each reblog will count as an entry. (Just please don’t spam your followers!) LIKES DO NOT COUNT AS AN ENTRY.
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS PLEASE. WE WILL CHECK.
  • if you win, please do not delete your blog right after winning. we want you to be able to take at least one picture with your stuff so that people know we actually sent it to you. if you delete your blog, you will not get your shit.
  • You must be comfortable giving us your home address. We will need to be able to ship you your prizes!
  • We will ship anywhere! 
  • We will pick ONE winner randomly on SEPTEMBER 30TH, 2014!
  • The winner will have 24 hours to respond to our message that they have won, or we will choose another winner!
  • GOOD LUCK! <3

WINNER WILL RECEIVE:

  • ONE T-SHIRT OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE OR ANY BEANIE OF THEIR CHOOSING FROM THE RT STORE
  • ANY ONE  PRINT FROM THE RT STORE, OR A MUG, OR A TUMBLR!
  • ONE SET OF BUTTONS FROM THE RT STORE

GOOD LUCK GUYS! <3 

Posted on 30th Sep at 10:11 PM, with 77,097 notes

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
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Posted on 30th Sep at 10:10 PM, with 410,167 notes

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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